budvveiser:

do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”

(via lionzz)

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via susiediamonds)

(Source: slavocracy, via queenzoia)

homework completion: 23%

im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions
me fucking lying to myself (via youtubeofficial)

(via castyrdemonsaside)

coolator:

$50 says mr. clean is a leather daddy 

(via diabetic--homeless--hookers)

(via foodfuck)

folk-yeah:

(sighs so intensely that it tears a hole in the atmosphere)

(via thedildostore)

(Source: mhysas, via sexandpaleontology)

recltube:

bootypopping:

This guy was literally wearing an Oprah hoodie

wow i cant believe u go to school with josh peck

(via thedildostore)

if you can't change it, complain about it.